Mercury will turn retrograde on Friday. I am uncharacteristically amused with this.
This is because Mercury is squaring Neptune in Pisces. Pontificating drunk people can be quite funny, in my experience. I guess it's my Venus in Leo. I love a big show.
I also love my graphic for
Mercury retrograde. I think I'm clever and hilarious, but I may just be deluded, obnoxious, and insufferable.
In whatever case, I admit this can take a darker turn, though I don't expect that. Get details here: Obfuscate... where you'll find another great picture choice.
See, I can't stop. And that's the point. Blathering goes on and on into infinity.
"Did you hear the one about how great I am?"
If you have Scorpio in your chart, or Capricorn for that matter, this is really a time to keep your cards closed in. Because people will leak. And once that happens, your secret can make its way around the world. Ugh!